Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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