Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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