You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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