What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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