So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
All I want is dick and wine.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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