It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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