He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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