No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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