I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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