What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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