think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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