I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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