No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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