How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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