Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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