Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
