I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
