isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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