But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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