3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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