So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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