Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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i've created a new STD.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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