you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
His hands were made for my vagina.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
My feet surprised me
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