Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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