Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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