My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm really busy with my period
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