my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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