dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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