You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Use "feeling words"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though