He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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