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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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