So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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