I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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