She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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