So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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