I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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