One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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