I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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