One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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