This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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