One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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