Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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