brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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