Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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