I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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