he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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