Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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