My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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