office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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