Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize