im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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