what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.