Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life