New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?