She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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