So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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