you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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