He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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