I'm jealous of your bromance
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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